Top 11 Worst Video Game Haircuts

Zack – Dead Or Alive 2

Dead Or Alive 2 is a fighting game part of the Dead or Alive series that is developed by Team Ninja and published by Tecmo. In the first Dead Or Alive video game Zack was bald but for some reason, in the second video game of the series, he has decided to grow his hair and cut it so that it contains the shape of a lightning bolt and also dye his beard and hair green.

Bobby Zilch – Psychonauts

Psychonauts is a platform video game developed by Double Fine Productions and published by Majesco Entertainment, the story follows that of Raz a boy who has just escaped from the circus and has the abilities to read other people’s minds so he decides to join up a group known as the ‘Psychonauts’ in order to improve his Psychic abilities. In the game there is a character called Bobby Zilch, who is one of the antagonists in the game and is known as a bully, he is known for his massive orange hair and pale skin as well as his dislike for dental hygiene.

General Lionwhyte – Brutal Legend

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Brutal Legend is an action-adventure video game with some real-time strategy elements, the game is rock-themed with many of the characters fighting using instruments such as guitars. There is a character in the game known as General Lionwhyte, who is also an antagonist. He is the leader of the Hair Metal Militia group which is the group responsible for overseeing the continued slavery of humanity under Emperor Doviculus. His hair is simply out of control.
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Valentina – Super Mario RPG: The Legend Of The Seven Stars

Super Mario RPG is a role-playing video game developed by Square and published by Nintendo for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. And yes you guessed it as usual Bowser has abducted Princess Peach and it’s your role as Mario to save her. Valentina is one of the characters you meet in the fairly big world in the game, she is one of the major bosses and despite her hairstyle being literally a Dodo on her head.

Guybrush Threepwood – The Secret Of Monkey Island: Special Edition

The Secret Of Monkey Island is a point & click adventure game that is available on Steam as the ‘Special Edition’ version, the game revolves around a young pirate who has gone a search for the secret of Monkey Island with the game being developed by the legendary LucasArts studios. Guybrush Threepwood is actually the protagonist of the pirate-themed game, his hairdo resembles some weird angles and who knows what proportion of the treasures he finds along his adventure he has to spend on the hairdo.

Ashley Riot – Vagrant Story

Vagrant Story is an action-adventure role-playing video game developed and published by Square for the PlayStation Video Game Console. The game’s plot is set in the kingdom of Valendia which is currently part of a brutal civil war and its your job pretty much to investigate and trust to sort things out. Ashley Riot is the protagonist and player character in Vagrant Story, for some reason the developers decided to give him so weird curls sticking out from the front of his head and it doesn’t look too good.

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Blue Suede Goo – ClayFighter

ClayFighter is a fighting game released for the Super Nintendo in November 1993 by developers Visual Concept and publishers Interplay Productions. The plot revolves around a circus that is hit by a meteorite that transforms all participants into characters out of this world with various superpowers. Blue Suede Goo is the Elvis impersonator in the theater and is known for being the most talkative character of the game. His crazy hairdo cannot be matched with his hairstyle adding a good extra third to his total height.

Rufus – Street Fighter IV

Street Fighter IV is a fighting video game developed by Dimps and published by Capcom, the game is set after the events of Street Fighter 2 and introduces a variety of new characters such as Abel a French fighter proficient in karate and judo, Crimson Viper a female American spy and of course Rufus. Rufus is an obese kung fu fighter who has decided to fight and defeat Ken in order to prove himself as the best fighter in the United States. Rufus has a long ponytail but his hair is shaved on the back and sides which in a way makes him look even fatter.

Daryan Crescend – Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney

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Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney is a visual action adventure video game developed and published by Capcom that revolves around protagonist Apollo Justice a young lawyer must prove the innocence of his clients in various cases, the game takes place almost always in the courtroom with the gameplay consisting of dialogue choices as well as choices with another important part of the game being researching and travelling around the game world to find evidence. Daryan Crescend is a character from the game, who is better known than the actual game he is part of due to his shark-themed clothing with even his hair resembling a shark.

Heihachi Mishima – Tekken

Tekken is a fighting video game franchise created, developed and published by Namco (now known as Bandai Namco due to a merger between the two companies), Heihachi Mishima is a veteran member of the game that has been part of every single Tekken video game since the start. He is an anti-villain and is the Commander of the ‘Tekken Force Unit’ and the host of the first Tekken tournament. He is known for being one of the harder characters to defeat in the single-player modes of the game, as well as for his crazy hairstyle which is essentially a bald man spiking up his remaining hair on his sides.

Dr. Wily – Mega Man

Finally, we have Dr. Wily from action platformer Mega Man who compared to most of the other characters on this list, his hair is not that bad. Dr. Wily may look like an adorable old man but he is actually the main antagonist of the whole Mega Man series, and you have to praise him the guy never gives up despite being defeated countless of times. Dr. Wily is a mad scientist trying to take over the world using his creations that are either monsters or robots. His hair is similar to that of Heihachi Mishima for the use of the remaining hair on the sides in such luscious volume.

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